My poor husband

Every morning Paul reads my blog and I know this, so I feel bad, after all we are married..... I AM NEVER EVER SUPPOSED TO THINK ANY OTHER MAN ON THE PLANET IS ATTRACTIVE and truth is.......... I DON'T (PAUL DON'T READ THIS.....I'm lying) I don't EVER notice good looking guys EVER (PAUL DON'T READ THIS....I'm lying) I only look at men for this blog and the whole time I am ONLY thinking about the women reading it and what THEY would like to see (EVEN I CALL BULLSH!IT on that one) (ummm, I don't think I can actually call "bullsh!t" on MYSELF can I? Is that allowed????) Well whatever,  I FINALLY got "THE CALL" that I have been expecting since I did the house cleaning post.....and it went like this......

Paul: Erin, I read your blog again this morning and holy sh!t is that all you do all day is look up guys on the Internet? Really Erin...OMG, you seem to have a problem! Do you need help?
Me:  Ummm what???  No Paul that isn't all I do, did you not notice the clean house, the yummy dinner, and the clean clothes???   You know what, FINE!!!!!!  You want me to look up other things....FINE.... HERE YOU GO, JERK!!!!

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Me: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!  OMG this is DUMB SH1T!!!!..... I NEVER EVER wanna look this up again.....OOooooOooohhh wow, geez, look at her...well, zippity doo dah....she's hot...oh yay.... BIG WHOOP!!....... and MOVING ON!!!!!
Paul: Wow you're right, she is HOT, Erin, SMOKIN HOT and THAAAAANK YOOOOU!!!!!
Me: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS???  EEEWWW She is a DOG look at her, she's all......um gross cause....um she has like........all these nasty and she even has some weird mark near her......ummmmmmm....AND,  WHATEVER JERK, ARE YOU DONE!!!??? I hope not PIG, cause I got 2 more hot girls for you...this time in bikini's!!!!....YOU LUCKY BOY!

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HAVE A GREAT DAY....I LOVE YOU!