This is what happens when MEN are left to design clothing!!!!
%%&$$* Thanks JERKS, way to to make us women feel even more self conscious than we already do...PIGS!!!
I'd like to also thank the makers of hot fudge, chocolate cake, Twix, chocolate chips cookies, and Swedish Fish for making this bikini seem so far away! While I'm on the subject of bitching about things that I love ALOT but they DO NOT LOVE ME IN RETURN....."THE FOOD AT CHRISTMAS"...I curse you!!! You were the start of this damn downward spiral!!!
If I were to put on this bikini right now...I promise you, it would LOOK like this! This was last year right after Christmas!
(Ok ok maybe I didn't look like this, but I sure felt like this!)
Thanks again Hersheys, Reeses, and STUPID MEN (sobbing) .....WHY why why can't SWIM SUITS look more like SNOW SUITS????????!!!!!??
