Well.... I guess this is a blog?????

Here is a little bit about me.....I'm a 34 year old mother named, Erin.... not to be confused for "Ern, Earon, or my favorite....Erwin" (I have actually been called these things, by adults none the less) And the next time I am called one of these "MAN NAMES" someone will get a serious ass kicking!  For the record...The correct pronunciation of my name is "AIR-IN" ....(YAWN) .....OMG....You still don't get it do you!??!  Here,I will use it in a sentence...(whispering under my breath...what a Dumbass)... "There is "Air-in" my head"  Do you get it now? There isn't truly air in my head, cause that would make ME the dumb one and clearly the dumb one here is you...you couldn't even pronounce Erin! Anyway,  now that I have that cleared up...I can go on, I have a wonderful husband whose name escapes me at the moment due to the amount of hours he has been putting in at work.....hmmmm it's...Brian....it's Mark, nope....no, that's not it.....It's Fransisco...No way,  that's my Latin lover that only exists in my head....or when ever I force my poor husband to talk like a Latino and bring me my wine while my feet are kicked up and I snap my fingers at his hot Latin ass...(blushing) Ohhh my gosh,  I'm sorry, I got a little off track there.....Ohhhh yes that's right, he is named Paul, when Paul is home I irritate the hell out of him...Why? Cause I CAN and cause it's fun and easy.... who doesn't like fun and easy????  Paul obviously likes "easy" which is why he married me...OMG... I'm kidding...you don't get jokes too well, do you?  Paul doesn't either...see he is very corporate and I am VERY NOT CORPORATE!  He is very conservative and I am VERY NOT CONSERVATIVE....therefore, irritating him is SIMPLE AND FUN! Then I have two fabulous children... Bobby age 13 ....he would rather that I didn't do a blog as he knows he will be the ass end of most of the things I say (I may rename him a few times during this blog to save his identity...actually, just to keep him from getting his ass kicked at school).....When I referred to "air in head"...I was totally thinking about my boy...god love him, but he's dumber than a brick at times.  Then there's my little Mary...she is 8 and truly believes that the world would cease to exist if SHE didn't get out of bed in the morning...I may have had something to do with this delusion but whatever....she too will be a headliner in this blog as well....it seems as though "DUMB" runs ramp-id through this families blood. (except for the dad cause he's REAL smart which kinda means he's boring, which is kinda why I irritate him so much, he kinda needs some fun in his life too, right???  :) Well, that's my family in a nutshell....Note that I said nut SHELL...I didn't mean that like "nuts" like kicked in the nuts.... I meant that like nuts like peanuts in a  shell...AKA nutshell!  OMG YOU'RE DUMB!