Cleaning day

So it's Monday and Monday has always been and forever will be, my cleaning day.....needless to say... I HATE MONDAYS!!!....So to make things a little less stressful for me, I posed this question to Paul......"Ummm, Paul, Love of My Life, do you think it would be at all possible for me to have a cleaning service come over and help out a little on Mondays?  I mean, I work so hard and I get so tired.....You don't want me all tired do you?"  (pouty lip)......Paul says...."awwww Erin, we may be able to do something like that, if you hate it THAT bad".......

MY thoughts on how this "cleaning service" should appear.........

WHAT?????!!!!! ........I'm sure he is FABULOUS at cleaning, laundry, and dishes...He didn't get those arms from just sitting around!!!!

So I say to Paul,  "well I kinda was thinking about this women's lib stuff and how much I hate degrading women by making them do typical "woman" jobs......how about we get a male maid??????  I dunno, it's just an idea that popped into my head just now, like just a second ago, I have never thought of this before" (except for last week and the week before.... OK .....Yeah...SO... I think about this all the time.... but whatever)



Paul says...."hmmmm Erin, sweet, innocent, Erin...I see where you are going with this and I know exactly what you mean.  I know how much you want to raise women up to the highest of standards....I will call around for you tomorrow, sweetheart"......I say,  "Really OMG...You are the best....although....I do have 1 more small request.....I don't want this poor guy to have to do any extra laundry, so can you make sure he cleans with his shirt off, you know, just to save him some extra work.  I would feel terrible if he had to work EXTRA while he was here"......Paul says,  "No PROBLEM sweetie, I have it handled".......(whispering JUST to you) Sometimes it's just a little too easy to work this man!!!!  

Monday morning comes and I'm waiting anxiously by the door for my new "cleaning service".........and he arrives

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DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Gimme back the mop Franklin!!!!!!.... I'll do it my DAMN SELF!