Sad no pants guy meets BROWN BEAR!!!!

Did anyone else notice that this blog is also supposed to be about "PARENTING"..... you know, like "children and stuff"...... but somehow it turned into a HUGE exploitation of MEN!!!...KINDA LIKE THIS PICTURE.....Why is that even there???...

WHO CARES WHY IT'S THERE, JUST SMILE CAUSE IT IS!!! 

OK, now that I got that outta the way, lets talk about a guy I ran into on a recent hiking trip...I never did catch his name as I was slightly distracted by BIRDS.... birds and bees......maybe THE birds and THE bees....I'M KIDDING, I didn't even really run into this guy....(hanging my head in shame) it's just a picture from GOOGLE :( But lets pretend for a minute that I did run into this guy on a hiking trip cause it's WAY more fun than the truth, which is..... I'm sitting here conjuring up this big huge fabrication for entertainment purposes, while listening to birds chirp, drinking my coffee, and searching Google for good looking men so you pigs have something to look at!!....I feel like a slave to the MAN, except I'm pretty sure that most of you are females, so actually I'm a slave to the wo-MAN....and YES, I'm livin the wild life!!!

Speaking of wildlife..... this is the guy I was referring to from "MY HIKING TRIP"  and look, this poor guy seems REALLY REALLY DISTRAUGHT, whats with the sad face??!!  He looks Kinda irritated too!  I don't think his sorrow is from being EXPLOITED though, cause he isn't being EXPLOITED AT ALL, not by me at least. This poor fella CLEARLY found himself in an UNFORTUNATE SITUATION. I mean look, HIS pants just fell RIGHT DOWN, that would make me IRRITATED too!!  If I was hiking through the rain forest (like he is OBVIOUSLY doing here) and I was wearing camouflage pants (as to blend into nature) then, AWW CRIKEY!!!! My damn pants just FALL DOWN and I'M SPOTTED by all the wildlife and they run off because my BRIGHT white unders are blowing in the breeze! I would be sad too...POOR GUY! He must have some pretty mean friends, taking a picture of him all sad and exposed :( I actually ran into one of his so called friends and I wanted to ask him why he did such a mean thing to sad no pants guy but....I WAS DISTRACTED by his outfit........

WOW, that's quite a get up!!!  This is "BROWN BEAR" he found his own way to blend into nature, he doesn't need camouflage pants like sad no pants guy...as he has a lovely plush MAN SWEATER!!!  BROWN BEAR chose to blend in with the animals and he did a FINE JOB of it!  Where as, sad no pants guy tried to blend into the trees and stuff and we saw how that panned out for him. Or maybe "Brown Bear" just didn't want to have a "wardrobe malfunction" like sad no pants guy did, so he left his "WARDROBE" at home...Whatever his reasoning, this guy is actually pretty lucky...not only does he NOT have to carry a blanket for when they finally decide to call it a night and pitch a tent but, he doesn't have to share his blanket with anyone EVER!! I'm pretty sure no one would even ask but, if they did... he WON'T look selfish when he says NO!

The conclusion is..... Wear your man sweater with pride after all, it could be worse, you could look like a model whose pants fell down!!!!