They Have Believed
1. They have believed.....That I got LOST in my own neighborhood...NEVER happened!!!....I got lost about a mile from my house, NOT in my subdivision! I said "my own neighborhood" just because it sounded funny and now I'll never live it down!
2. They have believed.....That I thought PIG LATIN was an ACTUAL language...I guess if you tell a friend that you would be JUST FINE in a foreign country because you know "Pig Latin" you better not sound so convincing...you better giggle when you say it or she may think that you are for real and that you will say, "cusemea, oda ouya owna erewha the toresa is?" To find the closest store.
3. They have believed.....That they DIDN'T look fat in that dress...SHE LOOKED HUUUUGE!!!! (kidding, I would tell the truth, unless of course she wanted me to lie, but how would I know that? Who ever says "Do I look fat? Lie to me!".....Ohhhh....OK, NOW I GET IT....You're just supposed to lie)
4. They have believed.....That I wasn't sure if Bobby was actually mine. We would need a DNA test!...(ARE YOU KIDDING ME?)
4. They have believed.....THAT I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE......Cmon, do I look dumb to you.... NO REALLY, how about when I close one eye ? Do I look dumb now? Whatta bout now...I have my eyes crossed and I scrunched up my face ..Do I look dumb now?
Things I have heard friends say to me that made THEM look REALLY STUPID!!!
They Have Said
1. They have said...Erin, you're dumb!
2. They have said....Erin, are you serious?
3. They have said....Erin, you CAN'T do that!!!!
4. They have said....Erin, did you sleep with my brother?........THAT WOKE YOU UP DIDN'T IT!!! That never happened....WOW.... YOU'RE DUMB! Now don't go believing that I did sleep with someones brother, cause then I have to put it up in the "They Have Believed" part of this.....Although, I guess I did sleep with "SOMEONES" brother...PAUL does have a sister but, she never has asked me if Paul and I have slept together???????...I guess I'll just wait for her to confront me on that one, I HOPE SHE'S NOT MAD!
