So the last time I was FORCED by Paul to be the lucky one to take my car in for an oil change, they really made me feel stupid...TRULY STUPID, NOT "FUN and SILLY STUPID!" ..It's one thing to be "silly stupid" but "TRULY stupid" is not such a good feeling...I went in as myself the first time and they knocked me right down....so this time, I thought, "you know what, I'm gonna beat them to the punch and I'm going to do a little experiment...I'm gonna be dumber than a BRICK and see how THAT pans out." It's really not good to insult me, cause then I start experiments...like this one! Here's how this little exchange went down.......
Oil change guy: Hello Mam, how can I help you?
Me: Ummm ....I was told that I need an oil change thing.
Oil guy: YOU need an oil change?? or your CAR does??? (I'm not even kidding, see how he tried to make me look dumb!....I worked it out though..... READ ON)
Me: (Looking puzzled) ummm, I think my car does....hmmmm... whats an oil change??
Oil guy: (he ignored that question) Ok mam, we will hook you up.
Me: Hook me up to what?
Oil guy: (looking at me like I'm an adorable little animal that he is starting to feel kinda sorry for) No no, we are going to get you "set up" with a good service plan, don't you worry.
ME: Oh good....cause the last time I did this, I got in trouble from my husband cause I did it all wrong
Oil guy: (trying to protect me) He didn't yell at you? Did he?
Me: Yes, he did (pouty lip) He thinks I should know this stuff, but I just can't. I try to do all this stuff right but, I fail every time (over exaggerated pouty lip)
Oil guy: Well "HONEY", (he's no longer calling me "mam') we will make sure that HE can't yell at YOU again!
Me: (twirling my hair) Thanks, he will be so proud of me!
Oil Guy: If he won't.... I will!
OMG!!!! ....YES.... THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED....That experiment went PERFECTLY.....The first time I walked in with my head held high and confidence that was unbreakable...This time I walked in like an airheaded dumbass.....and I could have left with HIS PAYCHECK!!!..............WHO IS THE DUMB ONE!!???!! NOT ME!!! I WIN!!!........He became my knight in shining armor oil change guy...Disney totally needs to pick up this story....Seriously, it's a BOX OFFICE HIT!
