Monday, February 7, 2011

It's still science bitches! 10 points for me!

As you know, I don't exercise my brain much, unless it is ABSOLUTELY necessary....this is one of those times.......My perfume ran out...GONE!!... DEAD!!.... EMPTY!!...So I bought more but, it didn't smell the same AT ALL!!!  This may seem like small potatoes, but it bothered me!!! (not small potatoes, like "my perfume smells like small potatoes" that would be gross...I don't wanna smell like small potatoes)  Anyway, I know they didn't change the formula (<--big sciencey word 5 points) because I called and asked. Something was definitely different though!!!...I have been wearing this scent for years and I LOVE IT! I can't just let this be! So using the scientific mind that I have, I pondered (<--big word, 5 points) how this could be and what are some possible variables (<---HOOLLLY SH!T, I SOUND SMART, 10 pts) that could have changed the scent...It must be something I did...hmmmm.... I thought about this alot.....maybe my body chemistry changed therefore, changing the scent (<---that just sounds REALLY extra smart, 15 points)...but, nope that's not it!!  LIGHT BULB MOMENT!!!!!....OMG...I get it....I have 1 bottle in my house and 1 bottle in my car....the bottle  in my car smells BEAUTIFUL but the bottle in my house smells  BORRRING!.......MEANING... a chemical change has occurred with the perfume that's in my car because of the temperature change that occurs in my car (<----YUP, THAT'S ALL ME, call me Einstein and give me 20 points)...so I took my "house" bottle of perfume and put it in the car so that it can go through this same chemical change (<---scientific words...20 points)....and you know what ....IT DID!!!!...SOOOO not only did I figure out the issue but, I have a unique perfume that NO ONE ELSE HAS!!!  HA!  It's still science BITCHES!!!  It's just the only kind of science that I care to figure out!!! ...........YES, I'm kind of a big deal! You all better watch out..... if I ever decide to become the first female president.... you all will smell like candy and life will be based on a points system... for example, my "smart points" equals 85...for today and my "cool points" are always way too high to calculate!!