Thoughts from the Grocery Store

I really don't have much to write today as yesterday was boring.....I did however go grocery shopping and I got the SLOWEST checkout girl EVER!!!!  I had a cart full of groceries, even some items from the freezer section and I'm pretty certain that by the time she was done, they were dethawed!....My experience was like this.........Hi, how are you? .......  (BOOP)   <------that's the scanner...............I'm doing well, thank you .......................................................................................................................................................................................(BOOP)...............My thoughts...(OMG, I'm gonna be here forever)..............(BOOP)........................(BOOP).................My thoughts now....WOW !!!!!!!!she is so slow, I almost wanna scan this stuff myself ......................................................................................................................................................................(BOOP)..................................................................................................... My thoughts now....HOLY SHIT, JUST SHOOT ME!!!!  I wonder if I could pick up all this stuff and go over to the other line where I hear (BOOP ) (BOOP) (BOOP) (BOOP) (BOOP) it was CRAZY  FAST, almost like the girl thought she was gonna win something .....I was soooo jealous of aisle 4.......(BOOP)  ......Oh goody, she finally rang up my wine and now needs to see my ID..............My thoughts......%%&*%%((&^%$#^% I hate grocery shopping, my license is ONLY the WORST picture I have taken in my entire life.........(BOOP).........I stood so patiently next to all the candy that was staring at me, begging me to take it home......(BOOP).....I thought about slipping a Hershey bar into my pocket so I felt all dirty and wrong like a REAL bad bad girl, you know ........(BOOP) .......BUT...I wouldn't want to be tackled on my way out the door for stealing....wait..... YES I WOULD!!!!!.....(BOOP).........................................Hmmmmm...............................................(BOOP)..... getting tackled by security would mess up my hair a little but, getting tackled by security might be fun....some of those guys are really good looking!.....Lets just say it wouldn't be the first time that getting tackled by a good looking guy messed up my hair...(BOOP).....OMG.... Did I really just think that?....  I'm so bored that now I'm thinking dirty thoughts at the grocery store!!!!!....What is my problem????? ..... (BOOP)......Well now my train of thought is all screwed up........ (BOOP)........mmmm men in inform.........(BOOP)..............Mam, that will be $175.39....EXCUSE ME, MAM.....that's $175.39.....DAMMIT lady hold on........ I'm still thinking about this security guard thing!