AND WHAT!?!?

Ya so I've been gone....what are you gonna do about it? I'd like to say I was gone cause I was saving babies or rescuing the world from evil but those are lies....I have not been blogging because I GOT A LIFE!!!  Just kidding, I still don't have a life...my life is Facebook right? I have heard the rumors....ya buncha jerks!!!....But let me tell you that I can juggle all kinds of stuff....like a lot...Facebook, friends, kids, husband, blog, email, taking the kids to their after school activities....I even cook dinner everyday and my house is clean, my pets are fed, the beds are made, the shopping is done...weird huh, it looks like I just sit here on facebook all day getting dumber!!  NOPE, I sooooo got this!!! ....See I juggle many MEANINGLESS THINGS THAT GET ME NO FARTHER IN LIFE, I do believe it's my calling to amount to ABSOULTY NOTHING!! It's pretty non-important being me...I'm not changing the world or building big companies....I'm just making sure my little piece of the world is all lined up correctly!!!!  While I juggle a lot of things...although, I can't juggle like really juggle though...like juggling balls or torches (then I'd be farther in life, I'd be like a magician or a clown or something super awesome like that)...well, I could juggle balls but I'm not very good at it......WHAT!!!....OMG!! Did you think I meant THOSE balls???  Not in that way...PIG!!!...I meant "balls...balls"... Like actual balls!!! You're so immature, talking to you makes me feel like I'm talking to my 13 year old...EVERYTHING has a HIDDEN meaning...For example, yesterday we went to "Dicks" Sporting goods and that kid had a FEILD DAY!!...(chuckling) he asked me why I needed DICKS? ...then, "Which DICKS are my favorite??"  And my personal favorite question....(he said with confidence) "Why do "I" need DICKS when I already have one???".....WOW!!!!....Yes, I got dumber after that.... WAAAAY DUMBER!!!!!!.....So unless you're going to deal with me with a high level of maturity like I deserve, being I am so highly sophisticated, then just leave me alone!!!...I'm too MATURE for jokes of this nature and I won't laugh hysterically while grabbing my stomach cause it hurts from laughing so hard while my face turns red and I can't breath!!! And you know what else???? ......If you could PLEASE keep your mind on the topic for a minute here, this might just read a little easier....Just a little piece of advice for you....cause every time you read these things I notice that you spring off into other things! Now you see why I quit blogging....You guys NEVER understand me!!!!  EVER!!!!  And you take everything I say and twist it into something stupid, dirty, or just plain WRONG....I QUIT YOU!