Sometimes I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman only I'm not a prostitute and my best friend is not a prostitute either (I don't think) and I would NEVER wear that god awful tie dyed number that she had on ICK........BUT, I would ABSOLUTELY sleep with Edward!!!!    WHAT????  You would too! Stop lying to yourself!  He wouldn't even have to pay me....some money would be nice, don't get me wrong, but seriously..... I WOULD NOT sleep with him (I'm lying) WHATEVER!!  Can we just be done with this part?!
Anyway, Paul came home for 2 seconds last night ....He walked over kissed me on my cheek and slapped down a 50 for me to do something with the kids then left again (see why I feel like Julia Roberts in pretty woman)..... I woke up this morning and he was gone :( What did Julia Roberts do when Edward was gone other than feeling cheap and easy???  Oh yes....she went shopping on Rodeo Drive and took a bubble bath!!!...Well I think I'm going to take a shower, slap on some hooker boots that are zipped up with safety pins, and take these kids to the bounce house or Chucky Cheese...DAMMIT!  I wish I had a Rodeo Drive! Cept without those snobby girls that work there....I don't think I would have been as nice as she was...I woulda smacked a hoe!