GIRLS RULE BOYS DROOL

Being the CLEARANCE SHOPPER that I am, I found an amazing deal on a ping pong table....Paul being the OVER ACHIEVER that he THINKS he is, decided that he and Bobby were going to put this thing together quickly and seamlessly and that Erin and Mary will just get in the way and they need to GO AWAY! So us "LITTLE LADIES" were told to "MOSEY" on upstairs (I don't know when this JERK turned into John Wayne, but he did.) Had this been any other situation where a guy called me a "little lady" and told me to get my a$$ upstairs, he would have to die! But I did in fact need him at this moment, so I let him live.  After all, who was gonna put this thing together?....NOT ME!  He and Bobby went right to work and they were down there for a really long time.  Eventually, Paul grew quite frustrated at the large amount of screwing involved (I'm gonna leave that joke alone...TOO OBVIOUS) When Mary and I heard  "Son of a  %^&(*$#   $((*^^%"  roaring from the basement, YIKES....we decided that we should casually bring some ice cold drinks down there for our hard workers (really, I just wanted to scold Paul for his choice of words, the drinks were just a nice cover)....Paul sat puzzled at why the ping pong table wouldn't fold properly, everything else worked perfectly!  He scratched his head for quite some time on this issue, Bobby even chimed in with ideas from time to time. All of the sudden, Little 8 year old Mary says, "Dad, I see the problem".......He snaps, "SHHHHHH.... I'm thinking here...seriously, Mary leave me alone till I figure this out!!!".....  Mary leans over to Bobby and whispers,  "I see the problem, look at that thing, it is screwed into the wrong place, it's crooked, isn't it supposed to be straight like the rest of them?  Booby <---(this was a typo, but I liked it, so lets call him "Booby" for the rest of this story)  looks over and sees that Mary is absolutely correct! ......SHE SAVED THE DAY!!!   She is glowing and beaming with pride, not because she fixed the problem....BUT BECAUSE SHE WAS in fact DISMISSED by "THE MAN" and came back PROVING that just because she is LITTLE and A GIRL doesn't mean that SHE can't do it!!!  HA! WATCH OUT WORLD!!