DUMBASS new math

TRYING to help Mary with her 2nd grade homework....OMG....This NEW MATH has me wanting to seriously beat some mathematician's ass!!!!  I learned to add and subtract!!!... OH YES I DID!!!  ......  and it went like this.........



The first one is the old way.....(my way)  .....The second one is the new way (the really dumb way)

You know that Bobby had to even help me type this new math problem!

  To me, this is waaaaay different!!!!! WHY CHANGE THINGS NOW!!!! ....Everytime I see these damn math problems, I do it the "normal" way.... not the "REALLY STUPID" way and Mary gets all her problems marked wrong cause I helped her and taught her wrong!

WAY TO MAKE A MOM FEEL DUMB!!!!!  Seriously, my kids think I can't even add or subtract  now....THANK YOU geniuses of the world for changing things.......You know what!!!!..... I wanna change some things too...how about.... ENGLISH ....YAY.... lets change some "ENGLISH"  SHALL WE!!!!!!?????  From now on the word  "THE"  is actually the word.... "DUMBASS" ....Here are a few sentences for you in  the "NEW erin ENGLISH"....... Mary was struggling with DUMBASS math problems so I helped her, She kept getting DUMBASS math problems wrong so I couldn't help her any longer, cause I learned it different than she did and I hate math and wish DUMBASS geniuses didn't change things cause now I have to ask DUMBASS 13 year old to help DUMBASS 8 year old and I DUMBASS Mom have to sit and watch!  Thank god DUMBASS Dad knows about this stuff too cause DUMBASS kids would flunk outta school if they had to depend on DUMBASS math skills of their mother!