Football = ?

That dumb football game that was on over the weekend made me remember a few irritating things about that STUPID sport!......When Paul and I first started dating....he thought he was pretty slick with "football time" versus "REAL TIME"  and it actually worked  (yes, I'm ashamed to admit that)  I would be dying to leave the house and go out and  he would say, "Baby, look at the time, there are ONLY 4 more minutes left, reeeeelax".  I was really sweet and kind back then (adorable too, but that's not important to this story so I just won't bring that up) I didn't make too much of a fuss back in those days so I let it go, although, if this were to happen today....Well I'm pretty sure you know that I would write on him with a Sharpie while he is sleeping or hide a raw fish in his car! I mean really, everyone knows that the earths axis is what created "time" and our "internal clock" created our "sense of time"  With that said, the thing that is plaguing me is  "WHY ARE FOOTBALL PEOPLE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO CHANGE HOW LONG 4 MINUTES IS????"..... Answer me that, sports A$$HOLES!!!!