People wouldn't guess that I like nature trails and hiking cause they wanna stereo type me...NOPE, you can't!! I'm not stereo TYPABLE (is that a word?) I would hop on the back of a 4 wheeler on a rainy day and get covered head to toe in mud and love every minute of it and I would go to a fancy restaurant all dressed up while sipping on tea and crumpets (WTH are CRUMPETS???? I never did find that out yet!) I don't fit any mold, so quit trying. I'm just "weird" so stereo type me as "weird" and expect the unexpected ...hmmm but then it would be EXPECTED though if you "EXPECTED the UNEXPECTED" (scratching my head...SHIT!?!? ...I did it again...I'm sooo lost) OK , END OF SUBJECT......Just don't think that you know my next move cause you don't!! HA!...I just did a "karate MOVE" at the computer...you didn't expect that did you??...NOPE! and I know you didn't cause that's UNEXPECTED!!...And plus I don't even know karate SO YOU REALLY WOULDN'T EXPECT THAT, CAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN SOMETHING I CAN DO!
Here's something else you didn't expect........
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How do I know that you didn't expect that??? Cause it has no relation to what I'm talking about AT ALL ...and.....OMG! I know what you're thinking and................... STOP IT!
WOW, Lets just call this little story OVER WITH!!! ....YOU PERVERT!!! I only threw this in here because it is UNEXPECTED!!! This poor guy just strolled out of the water and wants to dry off and all you are doing is sitting there drooling over him like he's a piece of meat...I'M SURE HE HATES THAT, he never asked for this!!!!!! I'm sorry really hot guy with ripped abs and a gorgeous face and perfect skin, I cannot be held accountable for what these PIGS are thinking! (poor guy, I should prolly call him and make sure his feelings aren't hurt)...JERKS!!!
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