Friday, January 21, 2011

Why don't I ever get the job?

MY RESUME

Name: ERIN....(That's pronounced AIR-IN...just so you know :)

Age: 23

Previous jobs:
  • Taco Bell when I was 16......I can work a mean cash register...seriously, I can...And I can remember really important details like ...sour cream on the side is 26cents.
  • Nanny for 3 years......I can work a mean remote control and microwave oven and I remember important details from that job too...Soap opera's come on at 1 on channels 2.... 4 and 7 :)
  • Car insurance company...who cares, that job was really stupid!. They had no interest in my previous skills from other jobs, so I quit 
  • Dental lab....almost lost a finger at that one so that one was dumb too.  That one was like hard labor....I QUIT!

Interests

I think it may be easier to tell you what I'm NOT interested in...too many things interest me and only a few are stupid.....here are things that I'm NOT interested in:
????? Was this supposed to be stuff that I'm interested in "IN LIFE"? I was so thinking in "fashion/style"....ok ok...... I got it now...I'm interested in everything...except sports and other dumb stuff like that! :)

Favorite Movies

....I'm kidding who would put "porn" as their favorite movie and leave it there???? I would...But I'm only kidding...I don't watch or act in porn...I did see one once though... there was way too much sex and nudity for me....they really should clean those things up so they can be watched...I hear they have great acting and really good plots.

Favorite Books

I read a book once but I can't remember what it was
it was a long time ago....hmmmm...Oh yes
It was called "Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing" I couldn't put it down
but I had to put down because Crissy found out that I liked Matt too and she started chasing me. Lucky for me the bell rang and we all had to in for lunch. Great book...I highly recommend it! After that I read "War and Peace" another great book!

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