Darts

Paul and I went out for drinks last night and he convinced me that the game of "DARTS" is fun (it's not, it's actually REALLY STUPID, he must think so too cause he didn't seem all that happy by the end of it) He also convinced me that beer tastes good (THAT'S COMPLETELY FALSE as well.....I'd rather drink a homemade concoction that my kids made up!)....We played about 5 games of  darts and being the TERRIFIC student that I am...I asked all kinds of important questions, like... Where do darts come from?  Is "dart" a verb or a noun?  Why does one need to know darts? Can I throw darts backwards?  If I were to throw this here dart and it bounced off that stool, then hit that wall, then it hit the bulls eye thingy, is it worth more points?  He must not know this sport AT ALL cause he didn't even know any of  the answers to my questions. I bet he's pretty frustrated by his lack of knowledge too, cause with each question he got more annoyed with himself.  He was shaking his head alot and giving "crazy eyes"... Maybe he should STUDY UP a bit before he tries to teach something next time!  Paul just seemed irritated and exhausted by the end of this sport  (I was fine, I guess it's more exercise than he is used to).   He said something about REALLY needing a beer after playing darts with me :) YAY.......He wanted to celebrate the new sport that he taught me with a beer....I was very proud at that moment! Of course, he got a little too carried away (as usual) and after his 6th beer I realized it may be best if I drive home, after all, I have been in far fewer car accidents than him and I don't cuss at other drivers, plus I look so cute driving my car...I really do!....I buckled him in and he started twitching and mumbling (he was drunk), saying really stupid things....like "my eye, my eye, she just missed my eye" or something weird like that????  He must have been talking about something that happened while I was getting him a beer cause I didn't see anything happen to his eye at all...I was throwing the darts at the thing, and I heard a few little screeches (they sounded more like cheers really) he kept saying something about hitting that bulls EYE thing and I know he saw it cause he was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT! ...If he says he didn't see it... he's just lying because he doesn't want to lose to a girl... really he was RIGHT THERE, I know he saw it! .... He can be kinda dramatic sometimes and I just let him. Why make a big deal out of it you know.... I just smile and wave.......Heeeeey... I have an IDEA!!!!   Does anyone wanna start a league with us???